Red Chicken

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26 Oct 2011 Heat oil, some chop chicken, some garlic, some onion, fry. Add some random spices to make spicy-fried-chicken base. Realise that the sour cream is more important than you thought. Give up on fajitas. Turn down heat on flash-fry, find a saucepan and throw together a roux and then a white sauce. Put some water on for rice. (A few  months ago I decided that missing from my basic stock of "things I can cook with my eyes closed" was a white sauce. I know the theory, but I spent a few nights playing until I could produce a servicable white sauce by guesswork ... {Tags: , , , } {More...}

Pears and Sausages

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19 Oct 2011 Lets start with a quote. From the Lies Of Locke Lamora, by Scott Lynch: The white-robed boys swept back their hoods and Locke saw that they were twins; perhaps a year or two older than himself, and far sturdier-looking. They had the olive skin and black hair of the true Camorri; their identical long, hook-ended noses, however, were something of an anomaly. Smiling, they joined hands and bowed in unison from the waist. ‘Um, hi,’ Locke said. ‘Which of you is . . . which?’ ‘Today, I am Galdo,’ said the one on Locke’s left. ‘Tomorrow, I will probably be Galdo,’ said the other ... {Tags: , , } {More...}

Chickens In Blankets

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11 Oct 2011 You will require: (x is the number of people) (2x) wide slices of bacon x large chicken breasts Thyme Basil Oil (Vegetable/Sunflower will do, or use butter if you prefer) Tin Foil An Oven A Baking Tray An hour.Preheat the oven to somewhere medium-low, ensure your chicken is defrosted. If your chicken is not defrosted, defrost your chicken. Tear off a piece of tin foil large enough to cover all chicken-breasts when lined up on the tray twice. That is, where len is the breadth of the breast, 2(len*x)+mzrk. Where mzrk is a random length that accounts for being able to do with said tin foil everything we are going to do ... {Tags: , , } {More...}

Fish & Crisps

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04 Oct 2011 You will require: Fish Fillets One per person. Smoked, for preference. The recipe says unsmoked, but the recipe says a lot of things we will be comfortably ignoring over the next twenty minutes. Salad Dressing Thick, creamy, italian-style white salad dressing that isn’t Ceaser dressing. Nor is it Caeser dog food. This is Important. You’ll need about one bottle per three fillets, streaching to four fillets if it really has to. Chedder Cheese Some. Grated thinly. A packet of unsalted crisps. That’s right, unsalted crisps. Apparently you can get these easily in the states, but for those of us on this side of the atlantic I suggest you ... {Tags: , , , } {More...}